Saturday, February 13, 2010

Double Cross by James David Jordan

Taylor is a former Secret Service agent.  At the beginning of the book her and Kacey(prominent televangelist Simon Mason’s daughter) go to Simon’s top assistant to confront her about embezzling money from the ministry. When they arrive at the woman’s house they discover her dead in her car with the engine running. An apparent suicide.

Taylor hasn’t seen her mother in 20 years. She walked out on her and her father when she was 9. Her mother arrives on her doorstep out of the blue. Taylor is wanting a relationship with her mother, but her mother really doesn’t know how to be a mom.

Amidst trying to find out who actually embezzled the money Taylor meets up with a reporter that is working on a case involving a prostitution ring that may actually hit a little bit too close to home.

Double Cross is full of action and suspense that kept me turning the pages. I’m a little confused about why it would be considered a Christian book. Was it clean? Yes, there was no foul language. There was a brief mention of sex. Was there redemption? I think that it was vaguely implied but a salvation message was not clear. James David Jordan writes a very fast-paced story that is very entertaining and one that I would recommend to other readers.

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A Brief History Of Vibrators.

I learned something today.

Did you know that the vibrator was the fifth household appliance to be electrified.  It was invented in the 1880’s, to treat a medical condition, known either as “congestion of the genitalia” or “Female Hysteria”

From Wikipedia. “For centuries, doctors had been treating women for these illnesses by performing what we would now recognize as masturbation. However, not only did they regard the “vulvular stimulation” required as having nothing to do with sex, but reportedly found it time-consuming and hard work”

Those poor doctors!!  I can just see it now.

“Another Doctor’s bill darling?  Are you unwell, that’s the fourth time this week!”

“I know sweetheart, I am feeling a little poorly, but the Doctor works hard, and I do feel better after seeing him”

“Well what does he do to you?”

“Stimulates my vulva and genitals, until I feel a release of tension.”

“Rather him than me, poor hard-working bastard…”

Again, from Wikipedia: The home versions soon became extremely popular, with advertisements in periodicals such as Needlecraft, Woman’s Home Companion, Modern Priscilla, and the Sears, Roebuck catalog. These disappeared in the 1920s, apparently because their appearance in pornography made it no longer tenable for polite society to avoid the sexual connotations of the devices.

Awesome!!  I laughed a lot during this article!!

There are links also to Wank Week.  I think that this event is worthy of inclusion in the Olympics!  Have a read, it is wonderful stuff!!  Absolutely Gripping!!

Let me know if you are interested in participating in Wank Week, and we will see if we can set something up.

Love Chiquita

x

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No Complaints, Only Moans.

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Three Little Birds

I began this blog as a way to keep track of my “transitory” period. This time between college and joining the real adult world. Nobody really prepares you for how difficult this time is – especially given the economic state we’ve found ourselves in.

I’m still in transition. Working full-time, Monday through Friday 9-6, commuting an average of one hour each direction. Living at home with my parents.

Lots of ups and downs. Some days are better than others.

Some days I really miss college – my apartment, my lifestyle, my friends, Athens. (Today is one of those days.)

Some days I feel like I can’t take this anymore. Working an office job, the commute, very little social life. Almost no free time during the week.

Some days I remember that I’m still young and don’t currently have bills to worry about. And sometimes I want to run off and see the world for a few years.

It’s difficult not to get run down by the daily grind. I just have to keep telling myself everything will be alright. Repeat after me: Everything will be alright.

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Bedroom-audi:heru

gambaran yg saya mau : ada cowok,sdkt ndut rambut pendek rapi, sedang tidur mengenakan kaos oblong putih & celana pendek biru kotak2. nah, di dpn bed nya ada mobil audy hitam trus di atas kap mobilnya nyender seorang cewek rambut pendek sebahu, langsing, sambil memegang bantal bertuliskan Love. kl bs tambahin meja d samping bed nya trus datas meja ad laptop & kamera.. 

btw mblny tetep y mb Audy wrn hitam dgn plat mobil

H   3   RU  

jd tema ceritanya : seorang cowo yg sedang tertidur pulas d kmr tdrny & bermimpi seorang cwe yg berdiri/bersandar d atas kap mobil. hihi..narsis amat y mb..;p.

 btw utk ucapannya, dtulis : Happy b’day akang Heru.. wish u’re dreams come true like this cake..

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Sunday, February 7, 2010

Eggless Chocolate Cupcakes

Buat yg alergi telur atau vegetarian? Don’t worry, you can still eat delicious cupcakes or cakes :D

Sebenernya bukan yg mau dkasih cupcakes ini yg alergi tp mba Olivia yg order cupcakes ini udah wanti2 jauh hari sebelumnya, bisa gak buat coklat cupcakes yg gak pake telur, soalnya mba Olivia ini alergi ma telur,makan dikit aja yg ada telurnya lgsg alergi deh.. Aku jawab: pasti bisa dooonnngggg :D hhehehe..

VoilĂ .. Jadi deh, cukup dhias dgn cream cheese frosting n strawberries :)

Oia,ada tambahan 3 buah Thomas cupcakes utk ponakan2 mba Olivia..

Trus dapet PM: kuenya enaakkk, mantab hehe, thank you, mba :)

Foto nyusul..

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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Submission

For love

I beat myself with a wooden spoon

On command

Bound nylon cord around out stretched hands

For love

Gorian bow on broken glass

Cast my demons in clothes pins

Pinned to nips and lips

For love

Sweated away the hours convulsed in nightmares

Compared myself to Persephone

Enraged, encaged in darkness

I cut myself

For love

Caught the blood in a cup with a Celtic design

Didn’t mind the pain

It reminded me of my love for you.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Plushpootie Pussies @ etsy.com

Plush Pootie Pussies @ etsy.com

This is the cheapest, guilt-free pussy you’re likely to find.

These plush pussies are a unique gift idea or great for starting interesting conversations with guests at your house, making you laugh on a sad day, or make your mother roll her eyes at you.

Made from both recycled and new fabrics, these pussies are stuffed with poly-fil and sewn by both machine and by hand. These are hung up either with straight pins or can be placed over a clean nail – many of them have open ends on either side. They are about life-sized, some are a little larger, but they easily fit in the palm of your hand.



There are 11 Plush Pootie Pussies to choose from.

 

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