Yes, this image is real, taken no more than 10 minutes ago at Macy’s Department Store right in downtown Deadwood.
I realize that many young and old women alike may fantasize about Old Saint Nick giving them the “One-Finger Rush” in the “Christmas Spirit” of things. Nonetheless, the Douginator Online Magazine is here to set you all straight.
Once again these fake Santa bastards are going around and fucking things up. I know and you know the real deal, the real Santa is dead already.
The Douginator Online Magazine received a tip today that there was a poser hanging out in the Macy’s Department Store on Deadwood’s Lower East Side. Making sure that I had my Visa to travel through the town’s industrial south side, I sped through the casinos on Main Street, passed the whorehouses and “Loser’s Alley” that most tourist finds soon enough on their own, and the Chamber of Commerce never seems to mention. I drive down along the seedier side, passed the army of drug dealers and pimps, of town until I hit the local merchants where the sun seems almost a little brighter like that of the south side of town.
I did see another “Santa” out in front of the Silverado Casino ringing a bell to lure all the Winter Tourists into the establishment. What does the Christmas Spirit of things and casinos have in common?
Absolutely nothing…
“Ho, ho, ‘hoe… Merry fookin’ Christmas” he yells as I drove by. Yup, another drunken Irishmen. “Come inside so’s we can fook you’ze over, takes all’z you’ze monies…”
I crank up Disturbed’s new album that will be released next summer to you all. It’s going to be “fookin’” huge!
Deadwood does a lot of that sort of shit. I would have to drive back through in hopes of exposing this fraud in good time. Acting upon my tip, a phone call who wishes to remain anonymous, “Diamond Dave” we all call him that called is a fifty-some-odd man who takes too much Viagra and runs around chasing the eighty-some-odd former women who formerly were professional legalized whores here. Most retired as school teachers, librarians (at the Deadwood Library), a couple of nurses, and three or four former Pastor’s wives. However, I am not positive if they were married to these pastors before, during, or after they where whores – In any rate, Diamond Dave suffers from priapism. I guess it can be fatal for older guys. I mean I wouldn’t know. When I was a young teen and going into manhood, I would spend half my day with a woody looking like I was about to impale the next big hit, if you know what I mean, and I turned out fine.
Nonetheless, I manage to find a parking place and with my eight mega-pixel camera, I took the picture above of the so-called sell-out of “Santa.” Unfortunately he saw me first as you can see. I know this guy, her name, that’s right, I said her name is Roz Purchase. Roz was a former street hooker her in Deadwood and then took a job as a Cashier at a few casinos since then. This is the reason that I immediately got the “middle finger salute.”
Roz is no more a Santa than she is a lady. She then chucked little Toby Sanchez off of her lap aimlessly onto the floor and ran out of Macy’s in a torrent of uttered contempt and death threats towards me, the magazine, and of course, the staff at Macy’s.
Rozelle Purchase is anything but friendly most days, and on some days, quite the old cranky old geezer. Most of the old men that is still alive and kicking remember a much softer side of Roz, “Back in the Day…” and I bet!
As I ran out behind Ms (pronounced “Mehz”) she was seen here flashing the patrons of my fine little mountain town and traumatizing young Judy Stahlsworth to the right.
The guy on the bike, Jerry Smith later reported to me that he had immediate plans on “…turning gay.” This is going to be his new year’s resolution.
Now some folks, the folks that knows the deal with me clipping the real Santa has asked me if I could go back into time and rectify things. Certainly not!
Santa had it coming. Also there were fakes back then doing terrible things like Roz here in Deadwood. I mean, I am told by the DOGC “Deadwood Old Geezer’s Committee” that Rozelle always had an issue with “flashing” every since the 3rd Grade at Deadwood Elementary School.
This is certainly nothing new for her, or for the other miscreants posing as Santa. Ms. Purchase was then hauled into custody and is awaiting trial.
I raced back to see if I can find the other “Santa Asshole” running around in front of the Silverado Saloon across the street where Roz used to spend her quality time lying on her back at their hotel.
No such luck, the asshole must have saw me, realized who I was. I drove around behind the establishment on “Loser’s Alley” and there is where I found him.
I took this picture as this man, who had completely pissed himself in his drunken stupor to include urinating on his socks is seen here in his destitute. It grieves me so that gaming in South Dakota has taken in so many casualties that can be seen here down in their mire, their luck along this lonely stretch of broken asphalt to include this guy, a fake Santa.
This man, a former gym coach at the Lead High School, in Lead, pronounced “Leed” South Dakota fell into a gambling addiction a few years ago losing his home, his wife, his dog worked out a deal with the Silverado casino is working his debt off for the remainder of his life playing the rolls of the Easter Bunny, the Great Pumpkin, a Leprechaun, Cupid, Uncle Sam, and Jesus Christ on the fitting and respective holiday seasons.
Sad…
You Know The Deal…
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