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Now with Clint on Vacation until Wednesday, I can finally take a step back and look at the mess I’ve caused. The other night while closing with him, we began to argue about who was really responsible for starting this. All along I have blamed him, “Don’t start something you can’t finish,” I tell him. He spun around to face me, a broad grin causing his lips to twitch just slightly, “excuse me? I remember looking up into those big doe-like eyes, ‘Can I give you a blow job?’ Yeah, it’s ALL my fault.” My jaw dropped and for several long seconds I was speechless. “No! You were putting me through the worst guilt trip for not having offered sooner!” We both bowed up, yelling at each other’s face, albeit playfully. We were both laughing but I knew it was understood between us that we both had an equal part in igniting this affair. But I hate that word: affair. To me that sounds more like two people secretly, passionately grappling each other in the shadows, sharing deep, meaningful kisses and lying in each other’s arms afterwards. That isn’t what this is. I’m still trying to figure out what this is. When he’s near I feel as if I’ve swallowed a dozen lightening bugs and their little heated bodies ricochet off my ribcage. I’m attracted to him only because he fits into a mold that I’ve created. He ain’t a cowboy, but I can easily close my eyes and imagine him in wranglers, a stetson, and a pair of ropers. His voice carries a hint of a drawl that makes my heart race. Although, I can just as easily be a star co-worker. I can tell he likes it when I pretend there is nothing happening between us. Like yesterday, I happened to notice he was wearing his jeans again. He most have remembered how I oogled him in his jeans the other day. Yesterday he was wearing boots, too. Not cowboy, but work boots. When I noticed them, and he just happened to be talking to me, I visibly shuddered and smiled that secret smile. I was so distracted I almost didn’t notice that he had stopped mid-sentence to grin and watch me, “You like my boots?” With a soft purr, “I like all of it…the jeans, the boots…” And at that time I noticed a customer waiting to be checked out and I rushed over to help them. Afterwards, Clint was standing beside me and asked me if I had seen the new schedule. Of course I noticed! I worked with Clint the day he returned from Vacation on Wednesday! Then I had Friday, Saturday and Sunday off! I was screaming with joy inside. With a casual nod I smiled and said, “Yeah! I have a three day weekend!” I almost dropped to my knees laughing when I noticed his look, but I couldn’t let him know how hungry I was for that Wednesday night. “Well…did you see the hours for Wednesday?” I giggled and nodded. He stepped closer to tell me all he was looking forward to doing to me on Wednesday. Before he left he turned to look at me, “hey!..Wednesday.” and with a leud grasp of his crotch, he left. I could hear his loud bellowing laugh as he walked away.
I’ve also decided that I’m going back out to Red River tonight, Friday. I’ve told Clint and he wants me to promise to be good and be safe. He told me he would call Saturday to find out what happened. I made a promise to myself and an agreement with Daisy, that I would be a good girl. No more trips to the parking lot. I’m NOT going to let Ed Hardy lure me off the dance floor. I’m just looking to dance with a few cowboys and behave myself…to an extent. I asked Daisy to behave Friday night and if she does I won’t try to hold her back Wednesday night with Clint.
I needed an egg.
My husband and I were up at 9. I sat at the kitchen table reading “The Vegetarian Mother and Baby cookbook” and eating some toast while he set up his hockey pool online. We heard his dad’s truck outside and I began looking in my cookbook for today’s project while my husband brushed his teeth.
“Oh shit,” I said. “I need an egg.”
“Why don’t you walk down to the neighbor’s and get some?” he asked.
“You know,” I said, “that is an excellent idea.”
So as my husband left to go to work on his grandparents’ deck with his dad, I grabbed some change and set out into the sunshine. As I was walking up the driveway, little T called to me from the porch, asking if she could come along. As she ran back inside to ask her mom if she could come down the road with me to buy some eggs from the neighbor, I stuck my nose into the big house and invited Sister 3 to come with us.
The three of us set out to the neighbor’s house. He has a bunch of chickens and sells free-range eggs to people in the area. We walked arm-in-arm.
We started talking about the Feast, and how Sister 1 is talking about bringing her boyfriend. We giggled about that a little bit, and I expressed interest in her being with someone who didn’t grow up in the church, so I could have someone to talk to about what it’s like, coming from outside the church and marrying into this family. I’m excited to meet him.
Sister 3 talked about how lame it is having no one her age to spend time with at the Feast. She’s almost 16, at that awkward in-between age where there are no girls to hang out with and if she so much as looks at a boy her brothers rip on her ferociously.
“You can hang out with me,” I said. “Chances are I won’t want to be out partying very much.” We won’t have a ton of money anyway.
“Whatever,” Sister 3 scoffed. “Except everyone is going to want to go out with you ’cause you’re pregnant and awesome.” Aww.
“I don’t know,” I said. “I think A and I are going to be left out of a lot of the young adult activities.”
“Why?” Sister 3 and little T both wanted to know.
I told them about the “party” mind-set, about how my husband and I go to bed between 7:30 and 8 every day, and I don’t have the energy to stay up any later because I get up 4-5 times a night to go to the bathroom. Sister 2 however, is finally out of her parents’ house, she can do whatever she wants, and the feast is going to be major party time.
The neighbor didn’t have any eggs.
As we were walking back, Sister 3 clutched my arm tighter and said, “I love you. You’ve totally replaced Sister 1 as my big sister.”
My chin quivered. It sounded like a dig on Sister 1, but I think it’s just because Sister 3 probably misses Sister 1 the most out of all of us.
I made a joke about how it was just because of all the yummy treats I’ve been bringing them – muffins, cookies, apple crumble, oat delights – but then Sister 3 said, “Well yeah, but also because I remember what it was like when you left.”
Okay, heart-strings. Little T, Sister 3 and I all sniffled a little bit. None of us like to think about the day I packed up and moved back to AB. Are we closer for the space I put between us?
I had my year of crazy. I had my party time, my time away from my parents. My husband and Brother C work hard every day. Because I’m pregnant, we’re happy to go to bed at 8, while Sister 2 wants to stay up and socialize, take advantage of her newly-acquired freedom.
My point here is that as you get older, your priorities shift. You realize what’s important and what really isn’t. I know that probably sounds pompous coming from me; my husband and I are still so young. But even though we are only early-twenty-somethings, it’s more important for me to spend time with my husband turning in early and watching an episode or two of Smallville than staying up until all hours of the night drinking and socializing. You know? And I think it’s good for us to be on the same page as newlyweds (are we still newlyweds if it’s been half a year?), for us to both be learning what’s important, and for us to be spending this time together even just watching a stupid TV show.
I feel closer to him and more in love than ever.
Goddess of Spring tells the story of Carolina Santoro, a 43 year old woman running a bakery. Her life takes an unexpected turn when she finds herself in the body of Greek Goddess Persephone, the Goddess of Spring and daughter of Demeter.
It turns out that Demeter has sent Persephone to the real world in an attempt to make her more mature. In Persephone’s stead, Lina must travel to the Underworld, realm of the dead, and make nice with the Ruler of the Underworld himself, Hades. He isn’t all blue flame and snarky wit, though (I do believe Disney has warped my take on Greek mythology a tad) Cast’s portrayal of Hades will have you swooning, and he’s probably the reason you’ll be buying this book. Goddess of Spring is rich with references to the mythical underworld – the river Styx, Lethas, Dread steeds and lovable three-headed canine Cerberus all make their appearances throughout the book.
There’s not much action in this book; it’s more of a take on mythological romance than anything else. Those wishing for a more plot-oriented reading experience will have better luck with Cast’s House of Night series.
See also: Goddess of the Sea, Goddess of Light, Goddess of the Rose, Goddess of Love, Warrior Rising
Plot/originality: 3/5
Characters: 3/5
Writing style: 3.5/5
Total score: 9.5/15
If fellow Christians were to stop for a moment and think about the events having taken place over the last 8 to 10 years, they could have the “blindness” removed and then help restore the love, compassion and peace taught, and instructed by Jesus Christ.
“…that OLD SERPENT, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceives the whole world…” (Rev. 12:9).
What is Satan’s purpose? If we are to read scripture we know Satan works to divide, to create fear, hate, mistrust through lies and deceit. Satan would be against those principals of Love, Compassion, Kindness, Selflessness, Mercy, Peace, Togetherness, Understanding, Peace, Family and all Moral behavior.
What does this have to do with FOX NEWS? If you are blinded then you are not able to answer the question, but once you see the truth, you can move down the path of righteousness.
“Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leads to DESTRUCTION, and many there be which go in thereat” (Matt. 7:13).
Fox News is always bragging about how “MANY” follow and support their programing. Who are the number one supporters and viewers of Fox News? Absolutely correct, Christians! Who would Satan most love to deceive and keep their souls from entering into Heaven? Right again, Christians!!! Satan would love nothing more than to lead God’s children down the broad path of destruction.
Are you still wonder what this has to do with Fox News? Unfortunately “many” haven’t a clue or they wish to pretend they don’t know in hopes that they can fool God. Yes, some actually believe by convincing themselves they don’t see the truth or by making excuses, they can justify it or even fool God. You are fooling yourselves.
Let me help you to remove the blindness and see that Fox News is doing the work of Satan.
When Americans were attacked on 9/11, it was only the beginning of Satan’s plans. He knew exactly what he was doing and how he could use Fox News to deceive and lie to the children of God.
What happened? Do you remember or do you just want to pretend you did all the right things and were not deceived?
Fox News sold a war to the Children of God, to the Christians. Fox News claiming to be on the side of Christian and Family Values, on the side of morals was able to deceive God’s children.
Exactly as Satan would have wanted, Fox News created used lies to create fear and hate which divided Americans. Fox News supported and promoted the lies of WMD and ties to 9/11. Lies, which are immoral and part of Satan’s bag of tricks.
Have you not yet been able to put the rest of it together? Then Satan has done a wonderful job of bringing you to his side. Let me continue.
Using those lies Fox News was able to fool most all of God’s Children (Us Christians) into supporting the war and attacking fellow Americans that would speak out against it….dividing us. Oh, Satan is good at what he does, isn’t he? Using Fox News, he managed to have Christian Americans agreeing to and supporting a war based on lies that resulted in the suffering, and death of more Americans. Resulting in the suffering, murder, and even torture of innocent people (including children and mothers with child).
I can tell you that Satan rejoiced at what he managed to do through the POWER Media Giant Of Choice (FOX NEWS) Sending His Message To Christians. Wow, what a sales job they performed.
What happened next? Fox News managed to convince Christians to support all these immoral acts, including torture. They made excuses for it all and then managed to get Christians to take up their cause. Yes, Satan is that Good and scripture tells us he is very good at what he does. You may not want to admit that he and his helper Fox News fooled you, but clearly they did. You all did exactly what Jesus Christ wouldn’t have done, exactly what Jesus Christ wouldn’t have supported, exactly the opposite of what Jesus Christ taught and lived by example.
Do you still think you weren’t fooled? Do you still think Fox News isn’t doing the work of Satan? Then clearly he has blinded you to the very words of Christ. So lets continue to expose the truth.
Fox News was so good at doing the work of Satan that they fooled their Party of Christian and Family Values to show such support for those evil and wicked acts that they RE-ELECTED Bush to continue those activities and excuse them. Amazing, isn’t it. Do you still think Fox News isn’t doing the work of Satan? Do you honestly believe what they are doing is the work of Jesus Christ? ”love your enemies, do unto others as you would have done onto yourself, judge not least ye be judged, thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not bear false witness, love, peace (to all mankind), compassion, mercy, etc.”
“And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown, but when they have heard, SATAN comes immediately, and takes away the word that was sown in the hearts” (Mark 4:15).
I am sorry to report but Fox News has been doing the work of Satan for several years now and what they do is CLEARLY not what Jesus would have supported.
Are you seeing the truth yet, has the blindness been removed that will allow you to repent and be healed? If not, then let me give another example that is even more current.
Health Care Reform:
What is Fox News doing, again? Dividing America by spreading lies and fear along with lots of hate and rage. Again, EXACTLY what Satan would want, NOT JESUS. These things are so blatantly obvious that no one can stand before Jesus Christ on Judgement day and attempt to make an excuse or pretend to not have realized it. I have just explained it to you and even if I hadn’t, it should have been OBVIOUS.
Lets continue:
Health Care Reform can provide health care for over 45 million fellow Americans that have NO coverage. People that are not currently covered could go to the doctor or take their family member to be treated for common illnesses or possible catch a life threatening sickness before it kills. The fact that 45 million Americans could see a doctor has the potential of saving millions of lives by the fact that a newly contagious sickness could be caught early and controlled that might otherwise not have been treated because millions have no basic coverage.
Tell me, was Jesus about saving lives, about compassion, about love and understanding of the suffering of others? Absolutely he was. Was Satan for suffering of others? Would Satan love to defeat a bill that could save lives and help others, a bill that shows compassion towards others? Of course, Satan is against everything Jesus Christ stood for and Fox News is promoting the destruction of health care reform.
Are you starting to see how Fox News is doing the work of Satan? If you think he is finished using them, you are wrong.
What about millions of Americans losing jobs? They will lose health insurance. What about those that can’t afford health care coverage to the extent it covers a large portion of their medical expenses. Those people often lose their homes and life saving in an attempt to keep up with payment of these bills.
What about those that are denied coverage after paying for years?
Satan would love the sales job Fox News is promoting to God’s Children that claim to be witnesses for Christ. Satan is a very happy being because he has millions of Christians….MILLIONS…doing exactly what he would do and the opposite of what Christ would do. Yeah, he is that Good.
Are you still not believing that Fox News is doing the work of Satan? Then have a discussion with Jesus Christ and tell him how your opposition to health care reform and a public option is showing support for what he taught, lived and died for. Go ahead, make your excuses.
People are losing their homes, their families, their life savings and their lives because of the poor state of health care today. Christians by the million have supported the spending of a Trillion Dollars for a war based on lies to kill and torture their “enemies” …not love them. Fox News sold it and promoted it daily. Fox News made it possible.
Fox News is currently spreading all kinds of lies about others in an attempt to deceive, create fear and hate that divides America. Satan again loves this. Fox News has managed to get Christian to a point where they will not spend a dime, let along a trillion dollars, to help others. No mater what Jesus Christ taught.
Fox News, is obviously doing the work of Satan and I might say doing a very fine job.
“For we wrestle not against flesh and blood [carnal enemies], but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places” (Eph. 6:12).
Christian All Over The USA Should Immediately Stop Supporting Fox News. They should finally stand up for what Jesus Christ taught, lived and died for. Christian need to stand up and start being a witness to Christ and not Satan. We must stop supporting the hate and lies spread by Fox News to do the work of Satan.
well, finally i’m done! i watched the first 2 episodes of true blood on tvshack and it got me all excited about the books again. there’s more murder in this one which forces sookie to join in some erotic escapades later in the story. is it me or does sookie find herself in the most sexually charged environments that have no business being there? practically her whole town participates in sex parties? come on, really? the reason behind the murders in the first book was so much more believable.
luckily, sookie and co. do a stint in dallas when her “gift” is lent out to the head vampire there. this was much more interesting since “the fellowship of the sun” is introduced causing shenanigans in the vampire community. these extremists believe vampires should “meet the dawn” and burn since their very existence is sin. anyway, sookie helps rescue a dallas vampire from the hands of the fellowship then returns to bon temps to solve the murder of her friend…blah blah blah. it’s all pretty airy. but sookie does refine her telepathic ability and is able to communicate with other telepaths. sookie and bill break up then get back together something fierce. oh, there is also a nice twist on who bill’s descendants are. i guess i found book 2 interesting enough, but book 1 sat better with me. i hear they get better so i’m sticking to it. anyway, more fellowship of the sun please! thanks.
tv notes: i’m working on it. i’ve watched approximately 2.5 episodes which rejuvenates my interest in the books. so i need a little bit of this to want a little bit of that.
Let us ask ourselves what things Satan would support and what things he would be agains. Lets ask ourselves about the character of Satan and we will find the answer, it is rather simple.
Would Satan support a war based on lies such as the war in Iraq? Sure he would. He would support it and he would likely be right there helping create the lies.
Would Satan support the murder and torture of others such as what was provided through the war created on lies? Absolutely!!!! Satan would love a war being created based on lies and then to have murder, torture and suffering of 10’s of thousands of humans added to it? Wow, Satan would think he won the lottery, right? Of course.
What group of people created a war based on lies that allowed murder, torture and human suffering (including children, babies and mothers). That is right, the group that calls themselves Christians. Specifically, Republican Christians of the party of Christian and Family Values?
So far, we have shown evidence to prove that Christians followed Satan and instead of being a witness for Jesus Christ, they are a witness for Satan.
Let’s look at another example, shall we?
Would Satan be against millions of people having access to health care so they could suffer or even lose their homes in the process of getting medical care? He sure would, it would make Satan very happy, we all know this, don’t we? This is something that makes Christian Republicans very happy as well. The would love nothing more than to stop a public option in health care reform as they wouldn’t want to spend a dime of tax money to help fellow Americans in need. Just like Satan. Notice, they didn’t have a problem spending over a trillion dollars for a war based on lies to torture and murder, but will not spend a dime on providing health care for those in need. Obviously, this would make Satan very happy.
What if Satan could stop health care reform so that big insurance companies could take away coverage of those that are terminally ill? Would he do it? Of course he would. He would love nothing more than to watch a terminally ill patient lose their insurance and be denied treatment. Especially knowing that such action would cause the death and suffering of the patient. Well kids, guess what? Christian Republicans also want to stop health care reform, just like Satan would support.
Satan also realizes, like Christians, that there are over 45 millions Americans without health care and if they do get sick, many of them will lose their homes. Satan doesn’t care about them losing their homes and will vote against a public option knowing this could and will happen. Guess what? Christian Republicans are voting just like Satan.
Kids, remember how your parents told you to “love your enemies”, show “love, peace, mercy, compassion” towards others? Remember they told you to “do as Jesus would do” and “do unto others as you would do unto yourself”?
Guess what? It was lie and they actually are demonstrating by example that you should do the opposite or in other words, like Satan would do.
What about another example?
Would Satan spread lies in an attempt to harm the president or his efforts to reform health care? He sure would. Just like the Christian Republicans he would call Obama names and accuse him of many negative things. You have seen the signs that so many Christians are carrying in their protest…things like “death panels”, “Obama is not a citizen”, “Obama is a socialist, a communist, a muslim, a fascist, a marxist…etc”. These lies and attempts of spreading hate are exactly what Satan would do. However, it is the Christians that are doing it. Hey kids, did you see some of the pictures these Christians are showing of our President? Can you see the hate? Can you see the racist pictures, hear the racist comments? Would Satan do this? Absolutely, he would and he would do it any chance he got.
So kids, what do you think? Christians doing as Satan would do and then claiming to be a witness for Christ. What a slap in the face of Jesus Christ. Jesus died and suffered for them and they do exactly what Jesus was against.
Imagine kids, if their God is real they are surly going to have much to answer for on judgement day, aren’t they? Imagine when Jesus asks them why they ignored his teachings and instead supported everything Satan would do? Wow!
If this isn’t a reason to run of the Christian religion then I don’t know what is. Apparently their Christ hasn’t taught them love, peace, mercy, understanding, compassion, do unto others as you would have done onto yourself, love your enemies, though shalt not kill. Christians have ignored very last one of those words in the support for war based on lies and their passion to defeat health care while using racist names and lies to destroy a man that is attempting to do the right things for America and Americans. Of course Obama has made some mistakes but we all do and we all should be forgiven. Too bad Christians haven’t learned this lesson.
Hey kids, want to find another example?
Look at all the Christian Republicans that have been caught committing adultery or having sex with same gender partners? They continue to be re-elected and supported by their fellow christians. Would Satan support affairs or condemning others of doing wrong/evil while they themselves are doing exactly what they condemn? He sure would, just like Christians that witness for Christ.
Did any of you notice the signs held by Christians that say “Bury Obama with Kennedy”? Yeah kids, Satan would support exactly this but not Jesus. So why are Christians so happy to follow Satan? Is it the pure racist hate they have towards a liberal, black President that was elected in the American, Democratic process by the majority?
We must wonder why they are filled with so much hate because I was taught that those that have the spirit of Jesus wouldn’t act in such a manner.
I am working as General Manager (Imports) and have to travel almost every month. Our major imports are from China & we have been dealing with a Chinese company for last over 5 years.
My main contact person in that company is one lady, Molly Yu. Molly is an aggressive, no bullshit kind of business lady. I like her way of doing business. Straight forward, she says what she means. If she tells you something, you can be sure it will happen. Diligent, good at her job, and a delightful lady, I have enjoyed our relationship over past 5 years & apart from business associates we have become good friends.
Last December when my Director told me that I have to travel to China in last week I was not at all happy as it meant that I would not be able to spend the new year eve with my family. I tried my level best to depute some one else for the trip but my Director insisted that I would have to go.
On evening of December 29 I reached Shenzhen (bordering China) and checked in my usual hotel. On 30th as always Molly came to pick me up. I was delighted to see her & after exchanging pleasantries we moved to her office. On way to her office she told me that it happens to be her daughter’s birthday & she was having a small party with close friends & relatives. She wanted me to join her that evening. I accepted her invitation.
On arrival at office Molly gave me the plan for the meetings. I was supposed to have meeting in office on Dec 30 & 31st. On 01st & 02nd office was closed so my travel to plant was scheduled for Jan 03rd only. I was quite upset as it meant spending 2 days in hotel with nothing constructive to do. Molly understood my displeasure on wasting two days & suggested that I take this forced break to explore nearby of Shenzhen, which I could never do because of my tight schedule so far.
Her suggestion was quite ok but I told her to give me time to think over, as I was not sure if it would be right for me travel alone due to language problem.
I think Molly must have discussed with her Director about my two free days as over lunch the Director of the company suggested that I should utilize this forced 2 days holiday by visiting Juhai a nice spot near Maccau border. He insisted that he will take care of all the arrangements & I am going to enjoy my stay.
I thanked him for the offer & promised to confirm him the next day.
The meetings that day all went well, towards the end of the day Molly told me that she is leaving early so office car will drop me at hotel & she will have some one to pick me up for the dinner that night.
On my way to hotel I stopped at a nearby mall & picked up a gift for Molly’s daughter. By the time I reached back hotel it was only 7pm. I took a hot shower and took my time dressing myself, making sure I looked decent. I even made my hair look okay, which was a rare occasion for me. I checked my self in the mirror; I think I looked the best I had in a while.
As I was giving finishing touches to my hair the phone rang.
It was from front office. The girl over phone told me that a lady Miss Grace is waiting for me in Lobby & wants me to come down.
I asked her to request Miss Grace to wait for five minutes & I will join her soon.
I stepped into Lobby thinking how to spot Miss. Grace. Suddenly, I felt a hand on my back, and I turned to find a nice-looking lady. She was tall, averagely built with a great smile, short light brown hair, and deep blue eyes.
I looked her in the eyes. “Hello,” I managed to stammer out. My voice trembled and I was shaking.
“You’re Mr. Srivastav, aren’t you?” she asked.
I then stuck out my hand to her. “Naveen Srivastav”.
She took my hand in his but didn’t shake it. “Nice to meet you, Mr. Srivastav. I’m Gracy, cousin of Molly.”
She looked to be in her thirties, had a full body, huge breasts and short hair. She was wearing maroon trousers tight to her ass and a party shirt, splendidly colored. Her large breasts firmly pushed against the low cut shirt and I could see just the hint of the soft white bust line.
“Shall we go? She said.
I was quickly brought back to my senses and responded to Grace. “Yes”.
Her car was parked at the porch itself. We climbed in car & she drove out.
Molly’s house was 45 minutes drive from my hotel & it was torture for me sitting next to Grace. I found it quite hard concentrating on the conversations we were having, not least because her English wasn’t good, but because I was transfixed on Grace.
Over the conversation I found that Grace loved India, Indian food & Indian people. She worked in a famous tour operator & was first cousin of Molly.
The presence of a beautiful woman sitting a foot away from me was having its effect and my erection was visible I was however trying to cover it.
We arrived at Molly’s house, the party was in full swing. Music was blaring, people were talking, dancing & the house looked noisy. Molly must have seen us entering as she immediately came to us. “Welcome to the party” she said & took me around & introduced to her Husband & daughter.
Her Husband, Chris was a fine gentleman & after exchanging pleasantries offered me drink. I accepted the offer.
Molly & Grace disappeared in the crowd & Chris took me around introducing me to his friends & relatives.
As we were moving around some one called Chris, excusing himself Chris went over to the person who had called him.
All were stranger to me so I found a sofa in corner of room & sat there. I was sipping my drink as the sofa jolted abruptly & someone sat next to me. I turned my head to find Grace sitting next to me.
“You look bored.” She said.
“No,” I smiled back.
“Tired” she said.
“No, you can’t stay tired when you’re talking to someone as beautiful as you.” I said.
“Really, Thank you.” She said & her smile grew.
“Do you want to dance?” she asked me.
“No thanks,” I replied. “I don’t dance very well.”
“Never mind,” she said, grabbing me by the hand. “You’ll enjoy it anyway.”
I was unwillingly dragged on to the dance floor, and she began to sway rhythmically. Before long I had picked up the tempo of the dance, and wasn’t doing that badly. Then, she began to move closer to me as the beat of the dance slowed down. This was not out of the ordinary, as the other couples were doing it too, but I really enjoyed it. Then, however, as the other couples remained close and dancing, she pressed herself right against me, her large breasts squashed against my chest. Closeness to Grace made my cock rise & as she pressed herself on me I was conscious that she might have felt my huge erection.
Just then the music stopped and she pulled me back to the sitting area.
“That was fun, wasn’t it?” she asked me, cocking her head slightly.
“Yes, I have to admit it. It was rather fun,” I answered.
“Let’s get a drink.” she suggested.
“Okay.”
I followed her to the bar as was feeling my erection arcing outward slightly. For the most part I angled myself behind her hiding it.
We poured drink each & she said “Let’s sit out here it’s more comfortable”.
I followed Grace, she placed my drink on the coffee table at one end of the sofa and I sat down nestled into the corner. Grace settled into the other corner of the sofa, drink in hand.
She took a sip, and then turned slightly in her seat and looking at me said, “I have to admit, it’s rare to meet a true gentleman nowadays. Do you always act so gallant?”
“Only when I am with a pretty girl,” I said, winning yet another of her laughs.
“Thanks, nice to hear that. So how much longer are you going to be in town?” she said.
“Well, I was supposed to stay for 4 days, but as Molly office is closed for two days so I may have to stay longer.”
“This means you will be in town on New Year eve”. “What are your plans for the big day?” she asked.
“I am not sure, Molly is suggesting that I travel to Juhai for two days but I am not sure as traveling alone in China is not a good idea here due to language problem”. I replied.
“Right, moreover Juhai is a place where you need good company” she said as she pulled out her cigarette pack offering me one.
I pulled out my lighter and lighting them both.
I wanted to tell her that I would love her to join me on the trip but I could not gather the courage & just then Molly joined us & said it was time to eat.
During dinner I tried to look for Grace but she was not in sight. Chris & Molly explained me the dishes & Chris was with me right through the dinner.
Dinner was soon over and as I walked back with Chris to the living room again, I saw Grace standing with Molly.
Molly thanked me for coming over & asked Grace to drop me back to hotel.
Taking turns we shook hands with all concerned and made our way to the exit. Molly and Chris invited me to come and spend a day with them, as they could not attend to me properly during this party.
Finally we headed towards the exit. Grace followed me, I sat with her at the front and she was on the wheel.
Grace, was driving fast, the deserted winding roads with sharp turns were very inviting. She was trying to show off how well she knew the roads, as she was maneuvering the curves and turns with deftness.
The effect of whisky made me wonder into a spin of thoughts starting with imaginations. I imagined Grace completely nude, no clothes at all. I also imagined making love to her. Wild thoughts kept flashing in my head & there was this thought of taking Grace with me to Juhai.
Breaking my thought process she said, “How do you think the party went”?
“I would say it was a great, I really enjoyed, but I have to admit, I am actually kind of sad to see it end now.”
“Oh? And why is that?” she asked.
“Because I finally met somebody here that seems worth knowing, and now I have to leave her.” I said.
Grace laughed and said “who is that?”
“You”. I replied.
Grace burst in laughter as she applied brakes & I found that we had arrived at hotel.
I remained seated & looked over at her, and even though it was dark, I could see the half smile on her face grow wider.
I was about to thank her for the lovely company she gave me but before I could say she said, “Are you not going to offer me a drink Naveen”.
I was taken by surprise. “Why not, let’s go to my room”. I responded.
Grace parked the car & we moved in hotel.
As we approached the elevator doors opened and an older couple exited. We were the only 2 to enter the elevator. The doors closed and she looked up at me, pushing the button for the 21st floor I leaned across Grace and kissed her, softly, then deeply. She pressed her body up against mine and just as things heated up, the elevator slowed. We quickly broke the kiss I and lead her to my room.
Once inside, I grabbed her and kiss her hard on lips.
She pushed me back and said, “No, I want to be in control.”
I was so aroused by that time & I tried to grab her again but she pushed me back.
“You can’t touch me, until I say.” she said firmly pushing me back to bed.
Pushing me to bed she rode me & started unbuttoning my shirt from the top on down to the bottom. When she reached the bottom of my shirt she spread it open so she could see my chest.
Grace moved her face right in the middle of my chest & softly kissing she moved over to my nipple. She started flicking it with her tongue and then got to work sucking it. I now started purring. This was really feeling good. Without warning though Grace bit down on the entire nipple and areola section. I inhaled sharply. The pain and pleasure really hit at the same time. Grace moved over to the other nipple and performed the same enjoyable act.
“My God Grace, this feels fantastic,” I told her as she worked my nipples over. I’m not sure she even heard me.
I never had someone work my nipples and areolas over like this. I had worked this way on women but never the other way around.
After a little while Grace started working her way down my chest and then stomach. She reached my belly button and started nibbling around the outside of the button. Needless to say my cock was pushing up through my trousers pushing into her breasts and upper chest telling her to pay attention to it. She didn’t, instead she went back up to my neck and started tonguing and nipping me very lightly.
I moved my hand to her breast but she took my hand and moved it back to the bed. “Let me enjoy for a while. There will be plenty of time, plenty of time.” She said as she lifted her head and gave me a very deep kiss with her tongue.
She then unbuckled my belt and unhooked my trousers. With one quick yank she pulled them off of me.
I looked at her and said “Grace I’ve got to get my hands on you.”
She laughed “You’ll get more than your hands on me. By the time we’re done you will know me very, very well.” she said gently pushing me back onto the bed.
She the slowly started unbuttoned her top, and slipped it off her shoulders, displaying her sizable breast encased in a black lace bra.
She had the flattest stomach I think I have ever seen, which only exaggerated the size of her firm chest.
She then unzipped her pants, and let it fall to the floor, and she stood there in just her lace lingerie and black panties.
My cock was rigid by this point.
“I’m glad to see that I’m having the desired effect” she smiled.
Grace then unclipped the clasp at the front of her bra, and for a moment held it in place, before peeling it off exposing her breasts in their glory.
She then turned around, and bent right over, sliding her panties down in the process.
Grace then moved back to bed & took my ankles and spread my legs wide apart on the bed, and knelt down on the edge of the bed in front of me.
“Your cock is going to feel sooooo much better!” she said sexily as she moved closer to me.
She was looking down, watching her breasts come closer and closer to me, and, then… I began to feel, just a little, her tit meat.
Using her hands, she spread her tits wide apart. Then, she motioned for me to start pumping. We both watched as I rolled my hips and my cock slid along her cleavage line. Higher and higher it slid until I felt her tongue swipe at the big tip. I groaned and she smiled.
Then, she slid the flat of her hands to the sides of her massive breasts and she moved her hands back. Slowly… very slowly… she began pushing at the sides and as I pumped, I watched, in awe, as her tits started moving closer to each other. I was sweating profusely at my excitement as they moved closer! Up… down! Up… down! Up…… down! over and over again as her tits were very close to the sides of my shaft.
Closer, closer, she brought them together! “UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!” I groaned, over and over. Watching those big, full, hot tits move, more and more, against my shaft! Then, with her fingers extended, she began to fold them around me, smiling sexily, as she did so! She got them around me, nipple-to-nipple!! I was gritting my teeth, and, howling like an animal as my shaft was completely encircled!
With each thrust upward, her mouth was right there, her lips open, to take in the large tip and gaping hole and she was able to give it a quick lick before receding back down through her tits! I pumped harder, and, she urged me on.
My cock… kicked… between her tits, and, I was so far up her body and then she sunk her mouth over the end of my cock. She hummed as her head moved up and down over my cock, and I was in heaven!
With her spare hand she kneaded my balls gently and I could feel myself getting close to the point of no return already.
She stopped sucking me for a second and smiled “enjoying” she whispered.
Her hand speeded up as she slid her mouth back over my cock. I gripped the duvet as I felt the sensations between my legs grow, and I quivered as I lost control, suddenly jolting as I came. Grace swallowed hard on my thick fluid, and I could feel her squeezing my cock as if to try and get every last drop.
As I relaxed, Grace folded her hand around my cock, saying, “You are still very hard, “how do you stay hard like that?
“Because I am with you,” I answered.
“Good… stay like that because there is a lot more we will do!” she added
“Grace… I want to deposit a load like the last one, inside you!”
“Oh God… yes!! Yes… ” She moved so that she was lying right beside me, and, on one elbow, I moved my head and kissed her! Very softly, at first, but then the intensity of our kisses increased. She whipped her tongue in my mouth, bit, lightly, my lip and then we were french-kissing, both of us eager to make our union a reality.
I moved my hand down over her big, humongous tits, rubbing the tit- flesh, and, pinching her nipples. As I gently kissed her face, her eyes, her nose, I felt her hand down at my crotch! She placed her hand on my cock and slowly, and carefully, she moved it against her slit, her juices spreading all over the tip. She moved it up and down, and, side to side, as she pulled on it, and, both of us gasped at the same time, when the huge tip spread her cuntal lips and slipped inside of her.
She pushed with her right hand to roll me over. I realized she wanted to be on top. I obliged her, rolling over onto my back, while still reigning kisses all over her face.
She lowered herself onto me, my cock easily disappearing into her pussy.
“Oh, God, Grace,” I gasped as I felt her pussy enveloping my cock.
“This is what I needed,” Grace said, riding up and down on my cock.
I reached up and grasped her tits, squeezing them and pulling on her nipples as Grace continued to ride up and down on my cock. After almost fifteen minutes, I groaned that I was about to cum. Quickly jumping off my cock, Grace eagerly swooped down on my cock, sucking it into her mouth, tasting her own juices smeared all over it as I began to dump yet another load of cum into her mouth. She sucked and sucked, swallowing all of my CUM and licking my cock clean before stopping…she had a wild and happy look on her face.
She took a shower and came back wrapped in a towel. I followed suit. When I washed and came out I saw her lying on the bed. She looked so sexy that despite my two ejaculations my cock started to rise. Quietly tiptoeing I pushed the towel aside and pushed her legs apart, which exposed her pussy.
Getting on the bed and trying not to wake her, I lowered my face to her pussy and stuck my nose and tongue into it, licking her and inhaling a big breath of her aroma. Almost immediately Grace groaned and her pussy began to flow, juices running into my eager sucking mouth.
I placed my tongue between her external folds and licked her up and down numerous times enjoying my first tastes of her sweet flavors. I looked up for a second, and beyond her gorgeous boobs, she had closed her eyes, thrown her head back and was purring more than moaning.
I was encouraged and licked her deeper stucking my tongue out to its maximum and started fucking her like it was an oral dick. She started humping my face moaning, “do it …do it, fuck me, lick me” as she started tentatively playing with her own tits.
I then placed one finger below my mouth and slowly let it be enveloped by her vaginal folds. Both my finger and tongue were moving in an alternate rhythm. Each time my tongue went in she moaned deeply, when I stuck my finger in, she whinnied higher. Both actions were dredging out of her some of the thickest, most edible cunt secretions I had ever experienced.
I wanted to spend a lot of time eating Grace’s pussy as it would take a while for my cock to get hard enough for the fucking that would follow.
After I had eaten all her delectable juices, my tongue started to probe between an inner and an outer pussy lip. I moved slowly in this sensitive spot because Grace was moaning more loudly in pleasure and her pussy was already humping into my face. My lips clamped down around her clit and my tongue started probing and flicking and caressing that adorable love button. After a minute of this her pussy was thrusting even more strongly against my face. After five minutes of this, her moans turned to howling “Oh, God, oh God, I’m cumming”. Telling me this was unnecessary because her back was arched so that her ass was off the bed, her thighs were clamped around my temples and her hands were on the back of my head, jamming my face tightly into her pussy. As she continued cumming, her ass bounced up and down on the bed while she thrust her pussy into my face and she was howling incoherently. My lips remained clamped around her clit and my tongue continued its tender, loving caressing.
As Grace climaxed, her arms slammed down on the bed beside her and her legs oscillated from side to side with my head still held tightly. She gasped “No more,” “Now you fuck me, please.”
I looked at her breasts rising and falling with each sexy breath. Her eyes wandered down to my cock, clearly ready for her. She leaned forward and took it in her hand, stroking it softly, rubbing the precum around the head.
I poised my cock at the entrance to her pussy, teasing her clit with the head of my dick.
“Stop teasing me and just stick that inside of me.” She whispered.
I did as I was told. She let out a little cry as I pushed my way in. First just the tip, slowly a little more & then just a little deeper. She placed her legs around my back to try and push me in deeper, but I was controlling the situation and pushing it in at my own speed.
I thrust forward and she lifted her hips toward me, crying out as I buried myself inside her. Her ankles locked behind my hips, and she urged me in deeper as I thrust into her, then pulled back until just the very tip of me was inside her, and slid into her again.
I leaned down and kissed her, our tongues sliding into each other’s mouths as I thrust myself into her and she pressed her hips up to meet me. We moaned into each other’s mouths, and I broke the kiss and started kissing down her neck, then back up, my breathing ragged in her ear. Her arms wrapped around me, gripping my back tight.
“Oh god yes,” she cried, arching her back up towards me, thrusting her hips up as I slid into her. Then that smile again, and she said, “I want to ride you. Let me ride you.”
I pulled out & lay on back as she climbed over me. She placed her hands on mine, leaning over, holding me down as she slid down my shaft, burying me inside her. She arched her back and moaned, and I reached up to suck on her nipples, but she pulled away a bit.
“Now I’m in charge a bit,” she smiled, and started working her hips back and forth on me, keeping me inside her. I thrust my hips up to meet her, and she gasped softly with each thrust, “Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh damn, it’s so good to have you inside me.”
I was moaning louder now, getting closer to cumming, struggling to control myself, and I think she sensed it.
Her movements grew even more intense, and she rode me hard and fast, bucking her hips and crying out louder and louder. She leaned down to kiss me, our tongues dancing together, and then she broke the kiss suddenly and I felt her tighten around my cock. I thrust deeper into her, as I exploded so hard within her, my back arched, feeling her thrust down hard onto me, my cock so deep inside her.
Grace collapsed on me, and I wrapped my arms around her and held her tightly for a few moments, feeling her skin against mine, running my hands up and down her bareback. I slowly slid out of her, and we lay together there on the bed, not able to even speak, just breathing softly.
Grace drifted off to sleep curled up against me, and I soon followed.
Some hours later I woke up & glanced up at the clock sitting on the nightstand next to the bed. It was 6:30am in the morning.
Grace lay to my right, still sweetly asleep. My recollections and the sight of Grace’s gorgeous nakedness beside me made my cock harder. I reached over and tentatively fondled Grace’s beautiful breasts. She stirred in her sleep.
I bent over her and started licking her adorable nipples and she stirred more. As I started to lick harder, she opened her beautiful eyes, looked up at me, smiled and said “What time it is.”
“6:30″ I replied.
She reached her arms up to embrace me, and I lay atop her with my arms curled under hers and her arms hugging my back.
Our faces were close together so I kissed her lips nose and eyes.
She giggled and said, “I should go now.”
“We need to do a lot before you go.” “I have never had such a great experience. I hope we can do it again.” I replied.
“Are you going to Juhai today?” Grace asked looking direct in my eyes.
“Yes, if you are coming with me.” I answered.
“I would love to come with you, but need to check with my room mate as we have a program for the night”.
I held her hands above her head & running my tongue along her nipple bit it.
“Oh, Nvabeev,” she said with a smile, “I love when you suck on my nipple, bite them.”
“I love your nipples in my mouth,” I said, as I brushed my lips over her left nipple and felt it start to grow harder.
She moaned as I sucked on her nipple slowly, and then circled her taut nipple softly with my tongue, then flicked my tongue over her nipple, barely touching it, my tongue snapping up and down quick and light. She gasped, then moaned louder, and I touched my teeth to her hard nipple, biting so lightly, then closing my lips and sucking, tugging on her nipple with my teeth and lips, insistently.
Her nipple was hard in my mouth, like a pebble, and I stroked it with my wet lips. She moaned and seemed to go weak — her hands stopped holding mine, and her arms buckled a little.
She loved it as her chest turned red with the heat of the passion and I can see her starting to breathe hard, I could feel it.
As I continued to pleasure her boobs she pushed me up & whispered, “Can you eat me now”.
I smiled back. Leaving her nipples slipped down spending some time at her belly button & then settled between her legs deep into her pussy.
Grace’s breath became shorter as I touched my tongue to her clitoris. I reached into her pussy as far as I could with my tongue using it to fuck her. For a while I kept it flat dragging it against her clitoris as I pushed it in and pulled it back out listening for they sounds of her approaching orgasm. I used the tip of my tongue in a circular motion flipping her clitoris back and forth. She had one leg over my shoulder and her hand resting on the back of my head just gently encouraging me forward.
As her orgasm started she put her other leg over my shoulder and pulled me more tightly against her pussy and it was more difficult to move my tongue. It was jammed tightly against her clitoris. Her breath became shorter and shorter. When her orgasm really hit, the sound she made was like something hit her in the stomach – sort of “Ughhhh.” She held me tightly against her with both hands and legs as her hips bucked against my tongue.
As she gradually came down her breath returned to normal and she released me from the grip of her legs pulled me up for a kiss or several of them really.
Between kisses she touched my raging hard-on with one hand and said, “let’s do something about this”.
She pushed me to side & as I lay on my back, she got on top of me with her body at a right angle to mine and slid my cock just inside her pussy and rotated her hips to apply pressure to her clitoris. The pleasure was so intense to both of us that she quickly slid down on me. Her pussy was still very wet from my mouth.
I held her hip with one hand and used the other to play with her breasts by gently massaging her nipples rubbing the palm of my hand in a circular motion over first one breast and then the other. Grace’s eyes were closed and she had a dreamy look on her face.
She pulled her hips back just an inch or two then slammed herself forward completely impaling herself on my very hard dick. I could feel her pussy contracting around my dick. She lay down with her nipples boring into my chest and her mouth right alongside my ear. Her breath came in short bursts. As she straightened her legs so as to lie more comfortably on me, her hips sort of moved and changed the angle of my dick inside her and this movement brought her to the edge of extreme orgasmic pleasure. “Ohhhhh Nabeen, fuck me,” she groaned into my ear as her pussy clutched and released. “Ohhhhh, Ohhhhh, Ohhhhh,” she said over and over as she surged up and down pulling back then slamming forward keeping my dick pressed against her clitoris.
I held back as long as I could then my dick just exploded inside her as I heard her murmur “I love you, I love you”. Her pussy was wet as I had my cock in hot butter. Her juices mingled with mine and she kept moving in and out until she was completely spent and collapsed on me..
After a few moments she looked into my eyes and said, “You know I had one of the most satisfying sexual night of my life, you have opened new sexual horizons for me, that was amazing, now I cant allow you to go alone”
I smiled & knew I was going to have a wonderful even though forced holiday at hand.
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Ok, so in the opening scene, there’s a mom who’s holding the baby. I dunno someone really old and motherly like Sarah Jessica Parker.
We zoom in on the baby.
All of a sudden, holy shit, he injects a tiny syringe into his mom’s shoulder (the audience is like “what the hell? Babies don’t typically do that!”).
The mother says “I’m tired,” and the baby makes this smirk-face, because he injected her with knock-out juice.
She lies on the couch, and as soon as she’s out cold, he gets up and pulls a watch and high-tech goggles out of his diaper (audience is like “whaaaaa?”).
The baby puts the high-tech watch and goggles on (note: babies aren’t good at stuff like this, so we’ll have to CGI the babies, or have an animal trainer teach several baby-clones how to do things on cue or something).
He speaks into the watch, and holy krap, it’s Bruce Willis (the audience is like “this baby must be a badass Die Hard baby”) and he’s like “Squad 8, what’s your status?”
So squad 8 is like “Operation put mommies to sleep is complete.”
And Bruce Willis-baby is like “Then it’s go-time. Move, move, move!”
And there’s all this action as the Bruce-Willis baby CGI-runs (because babies don’t run the way Bruce Willis runs) through the house, and straps on all his high-tech gear (including a jetpack! Audiences LOVE jetpacks).
He heads out the back door, and the neighbour’s CGI dog is all like foam-mouth-city and he’s gonna bite Bruce Willis-baby, but Bruce Willis-baby pulls this HUUUUUGE steak out of his diaper (it was too big to be in there! Hahaha!) and throws it at the CGI dog.
The dog’s all happy (the dog needs to make a good happy smirk-face) and Bruce Willis-baby pulls his flight goggles down over his eyes as we zoom in to see how cool he is. Then BLAMMO-WHAMMO his jetpack blasts off and he’s flying into the sky (we should have a shot where his mouth is getting pulled back because of the wind while he’s flying so fast. People love that).
He flies into this secret satellite and it’s full of babies! (families will love this movie!)
The leader of the babies turns around and is like “it’s about time!” and it’s totally Samuel L Jackson-baby! (note: the faces should look like the actors. We can probably train babies to hold their faces certain ways, or just CGI over them)
And Bruce Willis baby is like “don’t hassle me” or something cool, and Samuel L Jackson-baby is like “enough! It’s time for the mission. The secret mission that we’ve been working on for 50 years” (audiences will be like “those babies can’t be 50 years old, can they? Is this a sci-fi movie? Because it rocks!”).
And so John Cleese-baby pulls up a badass holographic display of earth and the whitehouse and stuff, and he’s like “gentlemen, it’s time to destroy the aliens” (audiences will be like “this it TOTALLY a sci-fi movie! I knew it! AWESOME!!!).
And it turns out that all the adults are actually aliens! And it’s this whole mind-fuck conspiracy scam with aliens trying to take over the government for the past 50 years (note: the babies are still human babies. We don’t really have to explain the whole 50-year-old babies or how they figured this all out or anything).
So then Samuel L Jackson-baby is about to say “Lock and Load,” but Bruce Willis-Baby interrupts him and says “Yippee Ki-yay Paratrooper Babies” (note: this is his famous line from Die Hard, only altered to fit our movie. Audiences LOVE when he says this. Trust me!) and Samuel L Jackson-baby gives him this look like “I’m pissed that you interrupted me, but you’re still awesome for saying your catchphrase and go get ‘em tiger.” (we have to make sure all of this is conveyed in his look. Again, there’s a Russian animal trainer I know who’s really good and can probably train babies to look this way into the camera. You guys should have lunch and work out the details.)
Then all the babies load up into these ejector pods and launch all badass down to the planet.
But the alien-adults knew that they would be doing this, so they’re like “Fire!” and it’s totally an all-out war with the alien-adults and the human-babies with fire and explosions and plasma guns and rockets and lasers and robots and all like pew-pew-pew-Kabooooom!!!!
(this battle should last at least an hour and be really fucking awesome or ELSE!)
Then the battle is over and the smoke is all everywhere like fog and Bruce Willis-baby finds Samuel L Jackson-baby lying on the ground, and he’s wounded (audience is like “that’s even MORE sad because he’s a baby!!! I’m going to cry! I’m crying!”).
So Samuel L Jackson-baby is all like coughing blood everywhere and Bruce Willis-baby is like “I’ll take care of your mother for you” (Tragic Irony!).
So then Bruce Willis-baby turns to the other babies and they’re like “all the aliens are dead” and he gives this rousing speech about how they’ve made sacrifices, but they’ve done a good thing and now they can just go back to being normal babies
Then Bruce Willis-baby goes back home, and the dog who was barking at him from before kneels before him instead (Dogs have a heightened sense, so it would make sense that they know he did a good thing and killed a bunch of aliens).
Then he puts all his equipment up in its secret compartments and when it’s all hidden, he crawls back onto his mom on the couch.
She wakes up and she’s like “oh, I must have dozed off. I hope I didn’t miss anything exciting” and Bruce Willis-baby winks at the camera and we roll the credits on a job well-done!!! (Also, I think we should get a tie-in with Burger King and Mattel to do some promotions and make toys and stuff. Kids LOVE toys. Trust me on this. Especially from movies!!!)
You asked and I’ll answer! Here are the answers to the questions you left for me over the last day or so!
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From My Mom:
~ Do you ever plan to visit Oregon again?? Eventually. I need new tires and I’m not sure my poor car could make a trip like that right now. It will probably die soon and I don’t think a long trip is a good idea.
From Jess:
~ Do you plan to have any more kids? A few months ago I would have said no. But in the last couple of weeks the idea has been floating around and Daniel is not helping in discouraging that idea. As of this second? No, I’m happy with my two boys. But there needs to be some discussions on what we plan on doing.
~ If money wasn’t consideration would you have more kids? If I decided that yes I wanted more kids then I would definitely wait until financially we were more secure.
~ When you were younger and thinking about your life, did you think this is how it would be? Not at all. Mostly because I would have never guessed I’d marry an ex-con/drug dealer/thief/crazy man and I definitely never saw myself having children. I never liked kids and I still don’t like other peoples’ kids at all. I didn’t picture living in Idaho in a smaller town. But honestly, I didn’t really know where I’d end up. In my high school days and shortly after, I was more worried about making it through each day rather than what my future held. I was lucky to wake up the next morning not having killed someone.
~ What did you want to be when you were growing up? I don’t quite remember. I’m sure my mom would remember my different aspirations. I can’t think of one particular thing. In fact, I didn’t know what I wanted to be when I grew up until two years ago!
~ What is your favorite “adult toy”? Right now, it’s a good ‘ol fashioned dildo. Nothing fancy. It does it’s job. Now, ask me again in a couple weeks when I start reviewing sex toys and my answer may change, lol. I prefer things that Daniel and I can use together.
~ what is your favorite adult beverage? Meukow Cognac with a bit of juice or Coke. Or I really dig Tequila Sunrise’s. And Jack ‘n Coke is always good.
From Randi:
~ Do you think that anal sex is “icky”, or okay? It’s not that I think it’s ‘icky’ but it’s not for me. I have friends that have tried it but I doubt that I’ll be trying it any time soon. We have talked about it but even Daniel is not too interested.
From JM:
~ What is your ‘ideal’ life vision? What do you picture when you picture yourself being content with life? Hmm, good one. Being content with life would be us having a home on a piece of land far enough from town that we don’t have neighbors but close enough that I can go to Costco once a week. Where we can let the kids play outside with Tango and not worry about anyone getting them because we have no one close. Both of us having the Ford trucks we want. Daniel owning a couple semis and working for himself. Me having a thriving photography business even if I don’t get famous. The kids in a great school with part-time jobs learning responsibility. Being able to take off and go to a NASCAR race whenever we feel like it. I guess I want a simple country life. I don’t have to be rich. I don’t need a lot of things. I just want life to be simple without too many complications. Also, not waking up some mornings hoping to make it through the day. I want to be healthy mentally and emotionally. I don’t know that it will ever happen but a life without panic attacks, anxiety, and depression would be great.
From Starr:
~ how many times a week do you feel the urge to run away? At least once a week. More if Daniel’s been gone awhile. I ain’t gonna lie, it gets rough doing this by myself. Sometimes I sit there and think how much easier it would be if I could just run off and do what I want. But then reality slaps me in the face and I know I could never leave my boys behind.
~ do you think your marriage will last forever? Of course I hope it will. But do I think it will really happen? I feel that I have a fairly good shot at it lasting forever. We are very open with each other about our expectations and what we want from each other and our life together. It would take something big for us to walk away from each other. I think him being a trucker and us living our lives the way we do makes us stronger. We don’t have time for the bullshit. If somethings wrong we fix it NOW and not wait until we both blow up. that may mean many a fight on the phone but it is what works for us. But yes, I see us growing old together. I also know that Daniel would not just up and leave. Knowing that I have a husband that is bent on working through things makes me feel more secure in our future. I think getting together and getting married the way we did also cements the fact that this is for life. We were (and still are) so sure that we were made for each other and have never questioned it.
~ if you won the lotto & after taxes you had 5 million dollars, what are the first 5 things you would do? (not necessarily buying things either). We’ve discussed this many times, lol. I would put at least half into the bank in a high interest account in order to live off that interest should we decide to quit working. Then we’d buy our dream house (or have it built) on a minimum of 100 acres in the smallest town that is within an hours drive of Costco and Target. Then we would buy our trucks we want. After that I think Daniel would buy his toys (4 wheelers, boats, dirt bikes, etc) for him and the kids. Lastly, I’d buy no less than 3 blue pitbulls and have a whole herd of them!
From Angelia:
~ What made you start a blog? I don’t remember why I started it in the first place actually. I was a part of a mothers forum and it seemed like a few of them had started a blog. I’m big into journaling and I figured a blog would be the next step. Plus it would allow me to meet new people and make some friends. Along the way I have met so many great people and it’s hard to believe that it’s been as long as it has! It’s become an outlet for so many things. It has helped launch my photography business, chronicle my weight loss (or lack thereof), helped me open up about things I had never really shared before, and shown the true side of being a trucker wife. I have had times where I’ve wanted to shut it down because of the crap and the stalkers. But in the end, this blog is for me.
